THE LOW DOWN

ALL are welcome to Dip Their Bill at PARLOR .. because .. hey .. our lil’ Juice Joint is the Cat’s Meow for throwing your Stilts up and gettin’ Ossified. Below you will find some Bar Etiquette .. show a lil’ Savoir Faire & .. well .. you won’t find yourself behind the eight ball

Treat others how you would like to be treated .. for those of you who don’t treat yourself well, please continue reading

No drinks outside .. ever .. not even to put out a fire

We are Not that kind of bar

Patience is a virtue .. please be virtuous

The Bathroom is the most popular seat in the house .. a 5 minute time limit is strictly enforced

No fighting, no play fighting, no talking about fighting

Name dropping is unnecessary .. we all know who the owner is

Once again .. we are NOT that kind of bar

Do not bring anyone to imbibe with us you would not leave alone in your home .. you are responsible for the behaviour of your guests

We don’t eat in your bed .. please don’t snooze in our bar

Exit PARLoR briskly and quietly, as our neighbours across the hall are trying to sleep .. and remember .. hold the handrail as you navigate the stairs

Now that You’re On The Trolley, Ankle Down for some Ritzy cocktail action