THE LOW DOWN

Everyone’s welcome to dip their bill at PARLoR! Our juice joint’s the cat’s meow for kicking back & getting ossified. Brush up on your etiquette below, show some savoir-faire, and you’ll stay ahead of the eight ball ..

Treat others how you would like to be treated .. for those of you who don’t treat yourself well, continue reading

No drinks outside ever! Not even to put out a fire

Patience is a virtue .. please be virtuous

We are not that kind of bar

The Bathroom is the most popular seat in the house .. a 5-minute time limit is strictly enforced

No fighting. No play fighting. No talking about fighting

Name dropping is unnecessary .. we all know who the owner is

Once again, we are NOT that kind of bar

If you wouldn’t leave your pal solo at home .. don’t bring them to imbibe with us  

We don’t eat in your bed. Please don’t snooze at our bar

Exit briskly & quietly, as our neighbours are trying to sleep .. remember to hold the handrail as you navigate the stairs

Now that you’re on the trolly, ankle over for some ritzy cocktail action!