THE LOW DOWN

Everyone’s welcome to dip their bill at PARLoR! Our juice joint’s the cat’s meow for kicking back & getting ossified. Brush up on your etiquette below & you’ll stay ahead of the eight ball ..

Treat others how you would like to be treated .. for those of you who don’t treat yourself well, continue reading

No drinks outside ever! Not even to put out a fire

Patience is a virtue .. please be virtuous

We are NOT that kind of bar

The Bathroom is the most popular seat in the house .. a 5-minute time limit is strictly enforced

No fighting. No play fighting. No talking about fighting

Flattered you think we’re Instagrammable, but lose the flash .. some things are best left in the dark

Name dropping is unnecessary. We all know who the owner is

If you wouldn’t leave your pal solo at the flat .. don’t bring ’em to hit the giggle water with us  

We don’t imbibe in your bed. Please don’t snooze at our bar

Please exit briskly & quietly, as our neighbor across the hall is trying to sleep .. do hold the handrail as you navigate the stairs

Now that you’re on the trolly, ankle over for some ritzy cocktail action!